NEED A COPYRIGHT FOR CHEAP!

Listen up, fellas. You wanna to get into the hottest parties, but you're too young? Don't worry! We got your back. Our gang can provide a top-notch copyright for a steal. We're talking dough here, pal. You shouldn't believe how easy it is. Just message us, and we'll get you rolled ASAP. Don't waste your time with those phonies. We're the top dogs.